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Can’t be on Facebook today. Sooooo many religious statuses from people who are the least Christian I’ve ever seen.
Also zombie jesus ones, those got old around age 12
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see i don’t fucking care if i “make a straight person feel bad for being straight” because that’s too fucking bad welcome to my life buddy. now while you feel bad for feeling straight, the rest of society will continue to pat your ass for being straight, you will have… Yes, continue the cycle, that’ll surely fix everything.
Boss Battle
Learn with Pokémon: Typing Adventurewhy would a typing game have a boss battle with such dramatic music
That’s some baddass typing.

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That day, Vader was amazed to discover that when Boba was saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love you.”
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I was dying when I saw these memes at the credits!
Airline screwed up, a friend just posted this on Facebook. - Imgur
ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY?!?
Martin, get yourself under control.
I played this like 50 times I cant stop hsufsdfhsd
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